Thank You, Murphy

One of the things that always cracks me up is my old poster of Murphy’s Law. I once got it from a friend, and ever since it’s been hanging on the door of my room at my parents’ place. Since I’ve been absent lately, I figured I’d try and make up with you guys by posting something funny again, so here goes:

So, so true! (Source: Google)

I had to take it off Google somewhere because I won’t be able to take a decent picture of it any time soon, so I apologize for the watermark. Nevertheless, I hope you’ll enjoy it.

Again my apologies for being so boring and mostly “not here”, I’ve been severely uninspired lately, or maybe I just still am. On top of that, there’s another DIY home improvement project going on so I guess I’m a little preoccupied by that to produce anything useful here.

Thanks for reading, and until another time!

Love,

ML-X

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Some Sane Advice

My computer desktop was in desperate need of some cleaning up (I always manage to make a huge shitmess of it), and at a certain point I came across this picture that I saved a while ago:

Best biblical advice ever! (source)

Despite being non-religious, I totally loved this. Not only did I find it hilarious -else I wouldn’t have saved it-, but I thought it’s some really great advice. I see too many girls ending up with all those other az-es :) And god knows I’ve had my share of them as well.

I apologize for the super short post, and I hope you’ve enjoyed it nevertheless. I’ve planned on writing up some more stuff tomorrow, so I think I’ll be back on the writing wagon soon enough. But for now, I’m off to enjoy some sunshine :)

Have a great day, and until next time.

Love,

ML-X

Quote Of The Day: I

One of the things in life I love most, is hanging out with people that I love. They’re all so very different, but they have one thing in common: a crazy sense of humor. My best friend is, of course, one of them. So the other day, after I had that horrible job interview, we decided to meet up because he was curious how things went. I told him pretty much everything I’ve told you, and that “80%” thing has even become an inside joke for us.

After a while I got hungry, and at exactly that moment a TV commercial was on, which announced that the Big Tasty was available again at McDonald’s. And that calorie bomb (I believe it was over 1000 kCal) happens to be my favourite burger ever. Of course, he didn’t quite agree, and started about this Chili Chicken Burger that was waaaay better than a Big Tasty, according to him. I told him that it sounded disgusting, and he replied;

“It’s the best thing ever. If I could fuck it, I would!”

At first I thought I misunderstood and asked “What the fuck did you just say?”.  I should’ve known better, because he repeated the above and I almost peed my pants laughing. It was the funniest thing I had heard on that humorless day, and I thought it deserved to be mentioned in a post. Hell, I even laughed my ass off writing about it now! So I hope you’ve enjoyed this small and useless post!

Do you have any funny quotes/anecdotes to share? Feel free to share them in the comment section!

Thanks for reading :)

Love,

ML-X